The absolute worst bit about having a website is the about blurb, so here are some bullet points.  

• illustrator – trained at Anglia Ruskin, Cambridge, UK, early 90s. I illustrate anything. My first illustration was on my pillow when I was four. 
• motion graphics designer – I make motion graphics and VFX for various producers. Portugal, UK and USA. 
• writer – books (various), was a columnist at Observador 2015-2017, part of the RTP script team for Eurovision 2018, the Lisbon one. Spent a year opining about the news on Antena 1.
• books, mine:
  • O Livro das Receitas Nojentas – Guerra e Paz 2006 (wrote and illustrated)
  • Eat Portugal – Leya 2011 (with Célia Pedroso)
  • Como Não Morrer de Fome/How Not to Starve in Portugal – Objectiva 2016 (wrote and illustrated, but just the cover, the rest is just WORDS)
  • Friedrich (self-published 2016)
  • The Village (self-published 2020)
• illustrating other people’s stuff
  • Fama e Segredo na História de Portugal (Agustina Bessa-Luís)
  • Atlântico Magazine
  • Kulto Magazine
  • Pais e Filhos magazine
  • O livro das coisas boas
  • O Melhor Pai no Mundo é o meu
  • many other things in lots of different places.
• I’m British
• but have lived in Portugal since 1999
• I coped with the culture shock of living in Portugal (pre-Portugal being in fashion) by writing and drawing anonymously in a blog called Vitriolica. Annoyed quite a lot of people. 
• I get quite snippy at people who move to Portugal and don’t learn Portuguese.
• I have two grown up daughters who have both gone off to be artists, one in graphics, one in ceramics, and I couldn’t be more proud.
• What else do you want to know?