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The Troll Catalogue
“Have you noticed that there are more stupid people around these days?” a friend asked me the other day. I put him straight. There are no more stupid people than there ever were… the difference ...
itchy web feet…
I’m taking advantage of having been hacked and locked out of my site by some drug selling morons to update my site AGAIN, because, you know, it’s time to do it AGAIN…. don’t you feel ...
The Archers: Why?
If you’ve never lived in Britain, nor listened to BBC Radio Four (the best radio station in the world ever) you won’t know what “The Archers” are… is. For you, poor unfortunates, I will quickly ...
anorakland
I just got back from the homeland. In the summer. If there is one thing that unites the British in the summer, it is light rainwear. This is anorakland (work in progress). left: Brenda ...
back in lusolândia…
… and the weather was awful in UK, too. Brilliant. I love shit weather. I sweat less, and my thighs don’t stick to each other or to chairs, as I’m mostly wearing long trousers. Being ...
grow up and get with the kids
Sometimes I get so homesick for Britain I could cry, but other times I am so grateful to live in Portugal I could cry, too. Right now, it’s the latter. I am trying to plan ...
writing about Portugal…. afresh!
If you have been reading this movable blog for the last 7 years, then you’ll know who Vitriolica Webb was. If that is the case, you may ignore the following paragraph. I started blogging as ...